Wednesday, February 1, 2012

...And So It Starts!

I have decided to set some records straight and to educate the masses with truths that need to be told! Too long have we the viewers sat and watched lies being spewed to us.  Too long have we endured horrendous representation from ‘so called’ experts.   Too long have we seen theories and conclusions that go against everything we know as truths!  Yes ladies and gentlemen I have decided to blog about FOOD. 

It all started on a cold winter’s day… the day started off as any other day.  After doing all the things that I usually do I started on my piles of homework with the television on, (by admitting that the television is always on the cooking or food network I am sure that preconceived ideas about me are going to form in your minds…and for the most part your probably right haha) my favorite chefs were lined up with back to back episodes on T.V. so I was content.  However if you are a foodie watcher like myself you know that the shows recipes are usually related to the programs of the day, the network has a food theme and they stick with it.  Unfortunately, after one episode I knew that the usual comfort of my preferred network was not going to allow me to do my homework and instead it started a building rage in my soul! Yes ladies and gentlemen today’s lineup featured cultural food, and not just any culture…they had to do mine! How dare these people who spent a few days on an island act like they have the inside scoop and then blatantly lead viewers astray on their quest for authentic Polynesian food.  That’s when the idea came to help the people create true and inspired meals; I shall lead you to the Promised Land. 

If you; like I, want to set the record straight on authentic cooking please do so! I tried an Indian chicken tikka recipe and was not satisfied; it did not even come close to what I was expecting it to taste like.  I hear all the time that Indian food is easy to make…so far they are all liars.  The foods along with the ingredients are complex. The same hold true for Thai, Mexican and etc.  However there are many who also say the Polynesian cuisine is hard to replicate and we all know that is false and I will share recipes and tips that will help make your experience a success!...well in theory.

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